It’s less crazy than you think, space tourism is becoming a reality, ever heard of Virgin Galactic? One day you may afford one, and if a holiday has to be, and if you’re going with your hubby or you’re single and more than ready to mingle, you may7 need these tips. After all, we’re all more relaxed, more inhibited when on holidays, right? And why should this a space holiday be different from the rest?
As you have already imagined, the main thing to get accustomed to when outside of the Earth’s orbit, is the weightlessness in space, or in other words, the lack of gravity.
Forget about the “artificial gravity” of the Enterprise where Captain Kirk and his crew could walk with their feet on the ground, because it hasn’t been invented yet, so not floating is not an option.
So here we go with the sex space tip #1: hold on to something,
Yes, other than your partner. It has to be something anchored to the ground, so make sure you keep at least one foot or one hand free. A bed with handles would be the best thing here. Also, make sure you have clear references of what is above and what is under you. This will prevent you from feeling nauseous but – we all know that – is one of the crucial aspect of the sex act.
Sex space tip #2: easy with those kisses.
tips for a safe space sex
Remember what the Dead Or Live song used to say, you spin me round round baby right round… this is really cool as long as we stay within the metaphor, but in the real world (so to speak…) even a single space kiss could make your whole body spin in any direction not only the one of the kiss.
Sex tip #3: Forget about getting naked.
Sorry folks, this could be a major turn off, but you’ll actually need two suits connected to each other to facilitate the sex act. Besides, once you throw the clothes in the air, they won’t of course fall to the floor but will keep on floating and may even end up in the ventilation fan. And you don’t want the maintenance team to call at your door at that very moment, do you?